conspiracy theory

dumb fake shit that doesnt make sense about politicians mostly or something i didnt watch the movie

"Wanna hear a conspiracy theory Jemby(I can't think of a good name) believes?"
"What does he believe?"
"He believes that rich people are putting toxins into the air."
"What the fu-"

by Meme Ghost October 7, 2021

Conspiracy theorist

Another way of saying dumbass, this guy loves to think that just a post made by some conman is somehow the truth behind the "Super secret government establishment".

John Connor: HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRUTH BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE? IT ALTERS OUR DNA!
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.

by Imposter Gaming 3.0 January 31, 2021

conspiracy theorist

A person who believes conspiracies, such as Ke$ha predicting the Sandy Hook shooting, the staged moon landing, etc. This person is often mentally unstable.

He's a conspiracy theorist. He thinks Elvis still isn't dead.

by mahbutttt February 25, 2013

conspiracy theorist

One with a mind so open that it fell out.

#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."

by BobJonesMackleMoore December 5, 2013

Conspiracy Theory

The best song on Nick Jonas & The Administration's album.

At least in my opinion.

Conspiracy Theory, better keep it down, 'cuz the walls are thin and the word is out, now.

by xohmymymyx May 30, 2010

Conspiracy theory

Larry Stylinson.

Larry Stylinson is ObViOuSlY just a conspiracy theory

by HarryLouisstylestomlinson December 27, 2020

The Fritz Conspiracy

The fritz conspiracy says that after a good party at home, everyone must visit the fritz.

Dude, we had such a crazy party. Now we have to get rid of all the champagne bottles. Shit, we're going to have to go to Fritz. It's a conspiracy, by Fritz! The Fritz Conspiracy again!

by bohnenblust_dude June 26, 2020