Co-Shawty

When two people want to be each other's shawty, but they are the same height.

Shawty 1: I've told you a million times, I'm taller than you, so you're my shawty!

Shawty 2: No, we're the same height, thus we are co-shawties!

Shawty 1: That's so swagg! Love you co-shawty!

by classyrebelswagg July 20, 2011

Co-Porky

Adverb

The act of two or more police offices riding together in one Bacon-mobile (Bacon not included).

The Lieutenant told his leading officer, "Santiago, you're riding co-porky with Diaz."

by LickableNipple February 17, 2019

Co-Punctuating

The mutual or mirrored behavioral traits a close friend, significant other, or family member exhibits during a menstrual cycle, or per the punctuation euphemism, "period".

"My wife Jenny is on her period and eating tons of chocolate ice cream, so I'm co-punctuating with her"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"

by hartz0nFire September 8, 2022

Co-lifer

A person that you share your life with. Such as a "co-worker", who you team up with in the office. A co-lifer is a person that you join forces with in life.

"Baby, I want to share our lives together. You are my co-lifer."

by ILoveMatthewZ April 20, 2010

co-hating

Hating a person a friend or ally hates, as a show of solidarity. Co-hating does not preclude hating the individual in question on his or her own merits, but acknowledges that your friend's hate takes precedence.

Girl: "My roommate sucks."

Girl 2: "I'm co-hating him *right now*."

by JaneSmith23 December 6, 2013

cunt and co

Describes a cunt and his patrons

Commonly spoken as:
'cunt and co';
or 'cunt 'n co'

*Annoying individual and his friends walk into a room*
Jimmy: Oh look, there's cunt and co
Samantha: Looks like cunt 'n co have arrived to spoil the party
Joe: I hate those guys

by IMadeThatUp123 February 26, 2019

co wash

co wash-means to skip shampoo and relying soley on conditioner, whether you're a daily or a weekly washer.

''I had to co wash my hair after I went swimming.''

by Mya moneyy June 7, 2018