Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

Cleveland steamer by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

New nickname for LeBron James

dude: "LeBron chose Miami?"
Other Dude: "Yeah, he pulled a real Cleveland Steamer"

Cleveland Steamer by snallygaster2 July 10, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

Normally known for excreting fecal matter upon another's chest.

Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.

Guy1: Did you hear the news about the Cleveland Cavs??
Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city??
Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one

Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer
Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you??
Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him.....
Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing?
Girl1: totally like that

Cleveland Steamer by LBJ6 Lover July 21, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth following intercourse, covers her mouth with plastic wrap (Saran Wrap), and then proceeds to poke a hole in the plastic wrap. The resulting steam from the warm shit gives rise to the term Cleveland Steamer.

I had an amazing fuck with Jimmy's mom, then proceeded to give her a Cleveland Steamer.

Cleveland Steamer by DR ARES March 25, 2011

Cleaveland Steamer 

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

Cleaveland Steamer by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

Cleveland Steamer by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner 

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.

“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019