Get [her] butter churned

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.

"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."

by Albertotomba August 15, 2012

West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.

After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.

by PudPounder June 17, 2022

hershey churn

when you pop a viagra, take a crap in someones mouth then stur it with your dick.

I'm gonna hershey churn you in your sleep!

by crazy lynal March 28, 2008

Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.

Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.

by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023