monster chugger

noun;

a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.

bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 02, 2023
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monster chugger

(n)
A very hardcore and conceited person who drinks at least two monsters a day. They are usually douchebags who are extremely athletic and energetic. They view themselves as the coolest most awesome people on the planet. They constantly have energy and usually die at a young age due to the large intake of chemicals. Most monster chuggers are extremly manly and don't shower often. They also have heavily gelled spiky hair and only wear shorts and sweatpants.
" Dude thats your seventh monster, your becoming a monster chugger this needs to stop."
by d'naal December 29, 2009
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cum chugger

Someone that enjoys mass consumption of sperm. Can be consumed from jars or from cups. Some chug from buckets, they are known as bucket chuggers.
Yo dude adam is a cum chugger” “what the fuck
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Chowder Chugger

Male Homosexual. Refers to seaman looking like clam chowder
The annual gay pride parade was full of chowder chuggers.
by Raul Concepcion May 23, 2008
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poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.
Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.
by poomeister2 March 06, 2021
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big chuggers

big chuggers poopy stupid
by BiggieDawg September 13, 2020
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