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Christine Clarke

insanely gorgeous, outgoing, says what she feels.
has very eclectic taste in music.
one of the nicest and trustworthy people you'll meet.
"d00d, do you know christine clarke?"

"yeah man, she's awesome.
by dougiefreshtwothousand. July 22, 2010
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Christine Roach

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is so amazingly beatiful. She should be a model or an actress when she grows up so that other people will see how amazing and beautiful she is.
by ,navbw.fvbaskjbg July 26, 2011
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Christan

The most Awesome guy you will ever meet. Christans are hilarious, sexy, brilliant, very intelligent, and sweeter than honey. The literal meaning is 'More awesome than Neil Patrick Harris driving a Bat mobile'
Wow, that guy is amazing, is his name Christan?
by ofcourse:P42 April 24, 2010
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Christan

pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.
by truthispeak000ooo000 February 4, 2010
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Christine

A demonicly posessed 1958 Plymouth Fury (from the Stephen King novel of the same title) that tries to help it's original owner return from death by bewitching a teen-aged outcast into becoming the host as well as killing all of his enemies and anyone else who attempts to interfere with "her" plans.
George LeBay: "*Her* name's Christine."

Arnie Cunningham: "I like that." -Christine the movie.
by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006
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Christine

The most amazing person to walk this earth. Talented and funny. Usually complaining about her hatred for the state of New Jersey. Total music junkie, and a perfect example of a best friend. And you can't forget the sexy locks of flowing red hair.
I just want to hold Christine in my arms tonight.
by sexpants June 20, 2008
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christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.
I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013
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