piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

chirpsed

to be chatted up

I was at 7-11 getting chirpsed by this fly hottie I seen at the club.

by AngelzMom June 3, 2009

Fish and chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.

Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.

by Jimmy McNibble June 16, 2004

Sun Chips

The official snack of the Gods.

Mr. Potato Head: "Yo, don't tell anyone dis but Sun Chips are so much more bangin' than normal potato chips."

by BrianWallenstein December 29, 2007

chirpsin

chattin sum1 up

hes chirpsin u girlfrend ... innit

by breadbin October 30, 2003

Chispita

Chispita is usually a pet's name. A pet with this name is sweet and kind to their owners. This pet loves belly rubs, and loves running around. They usually like eating canned pet food. They can be sweet but can start to growl if something isn't right for the owners protection. This pet name means sweet and playful but protective.

Person 1: Wow, Chispita is an awesome pet.
Owner: She's the best pet I can ever ask for.
Person 1: I love how protective she is over your family.

by Chispita April 23, 2018

chissed

Another word for getting drunk (like pissed)

Yo Man, Gettin Chissed Tonight?

by Luko Abel November 1, 2005