by Fear.the.kier July 6, 2015

by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.
You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.
by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.
Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
by Butt2Face January 8, 2023

by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

by L-papi April 5, 2021

When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.
My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.
by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015
