Joan Of Carol

a lady who likes to be awkward. Awkward is just her passion. She is eye candy to her hubby Mike, but aparently Sunny Colour is also eye candy to Mike, I mean after all, Sunny and Mike DID have 6 kids together. Joan Of also tends to get bit by raging, rope-breaking pit bulls. She is also a master at the sign language for Awkwardness. She also tends to favor dogs. Even if one dog (shannon) is waaayyy cuter then the other (oliver). But you know what? IM NOT GONNA LIE. So, you can just bring it.

Hey, Whats goin on? i like to party!
oh she is such a Joan Of!
Joan Of Carol

by okshawty April 24, 2010

carole baskin

(n.) a woman who killed her husband.

carole baskin killed her husband, whacked him. can’t convince me that it didn’t happen.

by shit_a_rat April 19, 2020

Fuckin Carol

When you fuck a rich dude and feed him to a tiger.

I totally fuckin caroled him.

Or as in I wish someone would fuckin carol you.

by Liger KING April 1, 2020

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

Aggressive Caroling

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.

Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"

by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009

lazy Carol

-to bed lazy (name)-eg Carol - to say you are finding a job and never do but would rather eat and live under someone else's house for nuthin.

Did you see lazy Carol?

Yes, she is on the couch watching Fear Factor.

by not so lazy September 13, 2008

Carol Ann

a truly different and special girl.She is very friendly and draws in guys. She has wonderful eyes and a goregous smile. her best feature is between her smile, laugh, and butt. irresistable to everyone.

"Carol Ann is amazing."

by ohbabyashleyyy March 12, 2009