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Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
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Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.
Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.
by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021
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Carwash

When a female preforms oral sex on a males asshole
“Man I got the best carwash last night she went in with her tongue”
by Kittykat5000 June 28, 2022
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Texaco Carwash

When you get a golden shower by a group of Mexicans.
Yeah, I heard she got a Texaco Carwash once while she was in L.A..
by JeffyDumDum303 April 1, 2023
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Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.
Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash
by Butternts63 June 6, 2018
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carolina carwash

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then holding your scrotum and cock up, while straddling her face, and brushing her face, and cum, with your gooch hair.
My girlfriend wanted me to nut all over her face so I gave her a Carolina Carwash to make sure it got spread evenly.
by Boner101327 August 2, 2021
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australian carwash

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"
by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021
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