caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

flux capacity

Another’s way to say Fuck

I don’t give a flux capacity about you

by Shadow.com June 28, 2018

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.

The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.

by anonymous December 24, 2023

mental realm capacity

I believe would be the Capacity of storage for all the mental relms/plains, dementions, multiverse dementions wich i believe would be unlimited space for the storage of the subconcieous workings and/of cosmic conections of all life and plains in and for a dementional multiverse that has allways existed and allways will unknown of how often a new universal demention is created whether it's by a slim chance evolution or/and by a/the creator each to their own I like the informative word "it" as anything can be called it and does not gender discriminate.

I believe my creators mental realm capacity is infinite leading to a never ending subconcieous and , and in my personal search for the answers of possible magic through thoughts existing as real on a plain of thought probably visible if you could see your thoughts.

by P0Ti0N February 29, 2016

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021