The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets
by D Phil March 15, 2006
Get the Shit Crumbsmug. It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl
by Carl Hard February 21, 2009
Get the ass crumbsmug. little pieces of poop, which look like crumbs, that is left behind after the primary poop has been flushed.
by poomp April 11, 2007
Get the poop crumbsmug. Acts of affection in an imbalanced romantic relationship carried out infrequently by one of the parties in order to give the other party a glimmer of hope that the continuation of the relationship is worthwhile.
"I don't know why Suzy stays with Andy; she dotes on him constantly and all he gives her are occasional love crumbs."
by taggypag March 7, 2010
Get the love crumbsmug. Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
by happy diver March 21, 2011
Get the pussy crumbsmug. by Brycecreamman December 7, 2018
Get the crumb jobmug. when someone doesn't wipe their ass correctly after taking a phat shit and the rest of it gets hard and becomes booty crumbs
by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020
Get the booty crumbsmug.