Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015

Crouton

A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons

Hey what type of croutons are those?

No name brand

No thanks

by Carissa_ February 9, 2020

Crouton

A slang term used by straight people to refer to gay people

Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton

Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe

by Boadie925 September 6, 2016

Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

crouton jongen

by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021

croutons

a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama

Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023