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a crout crouton with a gucci belt made in northern idaho
Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.
by Tornado_99 April 18, 2023
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Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.
He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.
by Croutontim May 17, 2025
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Crouton

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018
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Crouton

A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons
Hey what type of croutons are those?

No name brand

No thanks
by Carissa_ February 9, 2020
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Crouton

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person
by dragonex564 April 15, 2021
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Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)
by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021
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