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Cornhole Comando

A person who will pound someones ass at the drop of a dime if the opportunity presents it's self.
Rob got tim drunk last night, and went cornhole comando on him after he passed out.
by Jonch1234 October 8, 2008
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Cornhole Up The Poop Chute

Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.
"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."
by Sneeve Sniggardly November 7, 2011
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Cornhole Syndrome

When one's cornhole is erectilely disturbed by the mysogynist excrevince,edimitological Transplantal forensic accumulation becomes a mandatory state of vital encumbrance. Caesarean Sectional Repair by a licensed Surgically experienced indivudal is a complete neccessity in the incoherent operation. Metalloids are applied within the patient's blood stream in effort to cease cornhological damage. Cornhole Syndrome originated in Africa,Saudi Arabia on planet saturn due to the overwhelming build up of disasterously carnvourous bacterial organic material,triggering the world-wide known historical event, "The great Humungi". Studies show Cornhole syndrome (CHS) is related to "Ass in mouth" disease,where the host is ridiculed by numerous anal mouth orientation.
'Cornholios Syndromis' -Greek Anumphatic for Cornhole Syndrome

Male example Character 1: "Hello douglas,I am wondering how your mother is doing after previous ordeal involving CHS,I think it is really bad but I also hope she recovers and becomes normal again and does not die by CHS.

Male Example Character 2: "Hello James,thank you for your recognition,My Mother is going to die. I think it's really bad,and I hope she does not die because I do not want my mother to die,goodbye James."
by Nathanius_Vidalerous October 19, 2018
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Cornhole cut

Shaving around your butthole so your farts sound different.
Dude, I was taking a shower and used my wife's razor to manscape, gave myself a cornhole cut and now my farts sound wierd.
by Golf 3 July 16, 2020
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Cornhole Recon

When you swipe your buttocks one more safe time and still have a slight concern to the squeaky clean corn hole.
Anzor: The soup you made last night was horrible.
Svetlana:Well what were you doing in the bathroom this morning?
Anzor: Cornhole recon making sure my ass was clean. We also need toilet papers.
by Soviet Sickle July 19, 2010
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Cornhole King

The mack daddy of beer pong/ruler of the party who constantly hits the cornhole (last cup)
"My man here just put another team out of their misery in BP. He is for sure the cornhole king."
by cornholeking October 13, 2009
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Cornhole-a-copia

Seductively placing multiple phallic objects into your anal cavity to show its maximum capacity or to impress a potential sexual partner with the flexibility of your sphincter.
I got 8 markers in my ass tonight, by next week I think i'll be able to post a 10 marker Cornhole-a-copia pic.
by IcemanTK June 5, 2017
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