Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.

I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.

by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

by Huava April 17, 2009

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007

Air-Conditioning Nazi

A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.

Aagh, my parents are air-conditioning nazi's. I'M GOING TO DIE.

by LIVEitUP91 June 1, 2006

Black Connection

When your interent and or console connection(for online), is very slow or not working as it should be.

Joe: Yeah, why weren't you on the xbox yesterday?

Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.

Joe: Aww, that sucks.

by 69 Man 69 May 5, 2010

coniption fit

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.

Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!

by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006