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Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"
by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018
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When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
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Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself
Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀
by anonymous July 13, 2025
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Competitive

Playing any games with Shaniyah brings out her competitiveness
by Sshumaker16 July 2, 2025
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American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.
I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.
by Nickboyy September 3, 2017
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Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!
by ToofTu March 7, 2024
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