Competitive

A city doesn't have to be competitive any more than a person has to be competitive.

How can anybody like a city, person, or company that is uber competitive?

by Solid Mantis December 7, 2020

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.

"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."

by BandageMan September 8, 2022

The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez

hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry

by Juno i love you May 28, 2022