Coconut 56

Something a sensible person can understand

"Crowbar" Is not a very sensible word. A crowbar has nothing to do with crows or bars. It should have been called coconut 56, Because that's something a sensible person can understand.

Grommets say 156 skull. Swood people say Coconut 56

by Koopinator September 7, 2016

coconut gun

a weapon used by an ape that can win wars and the hearts of the ladies.

his coconut gun, can fire in spurts! if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! UNGH! D.K.! DONKEY KONG!

by the nhir July 3, 2017

Coconut Island

An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy

Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."

by FourElemental May 12, 2021

Coconut head

Someone whose head is empty except for the nut milk inside. Their only interest is sex/giving head or it's their only skill.

People who only use their head to store nut milk and don't use their brain are coconut heads.

by Zornlover234567 May 19, 2021

Coconut Mall

The absolute greatest thing to have come from Nintendo. Also, a way to rickroll your friends when you have standards.

You just got coconut malled. Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them.

by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021

coconut crab

The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.

Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.

Coconut crabs will eat you. Watch out.

by sin_duda October 28, 2009

Coconut Explosion

When a guy comes in a girl's mouth and she spits it back into his face.

Trevor came over last night and we went at it for hours. I gave him a taste of his own medicine at the end -- he got one hell of a coconut explosion!

by minutehandz March 12, 2011