catastrofuck

Iraq, circa 2006.

First coined by Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show". In his words, "when a hellhole hits a cataclysm".

"The situation in Vietnam during the late 60s and early 70s can best be described as a catastrofuck."

by Edokko October 4, 2006

catastrofuck

When a Hellhole meets a Cataclysm.

"What is it when a hellhole meets a cataclysm... Oh yeah, a catastrofuck" ~Jon Stewart

by Kurobei October 5, 2006

catasshat

1. Pejorative term for an online game player who derives significant personal self-worth from accomplishments in said games where such accomplishments result from other players' inability to put in as much time or have the same opportunities. (see catass for base definition)

2. Pejorative label for an online gamer who has an unhealthy zest for PvP (Player vs. Player) combat in an online game which belongs to the genre of RP (Role playing) and not PvP. Used in response to the term "carebear" as it applies to players in online RP games (also known as MMORPG) who simply like to engage in traditional PvE (player vs. environment) playstyle without a bunch of greifing and PK nonsense irrelevant to the storyline.

1. "Wow that guy is a real catasshat - he's logged in 24x7 and thinks he's hot stuff because he's got a lot of gear, and makes sure everyone knows it.

2. "Carebear, huh? Better than being a catasshat!"

by Leif the Hierophant February 23, 2006

catastrofuck

The punctuation symbolizing when a hell-hole hits a castrophe:

;...(

Coined by Jon Stewart.

"Holy Christ! That's the biggest car crash I've ever seen at a children's hospital;...( What a Catastrofuck!"

by Shira__ January 5, 2007

Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006

Catamount

An older man with a young woman or girl as a lover or wife. Sugar Daddy. Similar to the meaning of cougar - an older woman with a young wife.

In Vermont, mountain lions are known as Catamounts. Sounds similar to the word catamite (Latin catamitus), which was a handsome youth kept as a sexual companion in ancient Rome, usually in a pederastic relationship. The word Catamount aslo has the word mount embedded in it, which gives the word an added visual implication.

That catamount is always coming on to his daughter's friends.

That catamount has a young wife, but she's only with him for his money.

That catamount is driving a new sports car with a young babe in the passenger seat. Talk about a mid-life crisis.

by Timeflyer2012 February 7, 2012

catastrofuck

Worse than the worst possible situation you can imagine.

"What do you call it when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? Oh yes...a catastrofuck. I just coined that phrase, didn't I?"
-- John Stewart
The Daily Show
10/2/2006

by Shinarae Lluminus October 4, 2006