catasshat 

1. Pejorative term for an online game player who derives significant personal self-worth from accomplishments in said games where such accomplishments result from other players' inability to put in as much time or have the same opportunities. (see catass for base definition)

2. Pejorative label for an online gamer who has an unhealthy zest for PvP (Player vs. Player) combat in an online game which belongs to the genre of RP (Role playing) and not PvP. Used in response to the term "carebear" as it applies to players in online RP games (also known as MMORPG) who simply like to engage in traditional PvE (player vs. environment) playstyle without a bunch of greifing and PK nonsense irrelevant to the storyline.

1. "Wow that guy is a real catasshat - he's logged in 24x7 and thinks he's hot stuff because he's got a lot of gear, and makes sure everyone knows it.

2. "Carebear, huh? Better than being a catasshat!"

catasshat by Leif the Hierophant February 23, 2006

Catassathrolagus 

A disease of unknown origin that affects people usually in the throat. Creates confusion in the thought process and words that are spoken or sentences are not easily understood. This disease is not contagious and there are no pre-cursor symptoms. Can usually be treated with a combination of 2 asprin, 1 viagra and 1 adderrall.

Deb contracted a severe case of catassathrolagus last night while sleeping.

Catassathrolagus by vdub4motion May 2, 2013

CLASSHATES 

Classmates that you can't stand because they ask annoying questions just before class is scheduled to end.

Several of my classhates were driving me crazy yesterday. They started asking stupid questions about the lecture material minutues before the class was scheduled to end.

CLASSHATES by Thesearemypeople November 5, 2013

Catastuation 

Combination of catastrophe and situation. Typically used to emphasize the severity of your mental health.

Did you hear that? We're about to have a catastuation up in here.

Catastuation by G Mizzan August 1, 2021