National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

feel like egg cant lie

a phrase used to call out people who sound stupid, typically in roadman culture
another way of saying 'now you just look stupid'

2+2 doesn't equal 5, now you feel like egg cant lie

by K1srkls March 20, 2022

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

someone who cant take a joke

Max and Declan cant take jokes for some random reason

Someone who cant take a joke needs to shut the hell up

by LBMSstudent March 30, 2023

i cant belive its not butter

but chuck norris can

e.g.
randome1: i cant belive its not butter
randome2: chuck norris can
randome1: no dude just no
randome2:watch what you say chuck norris might round house kick you

by maderthanyou January 21, 2009

I cant believe you have done this

Total disbelief, British style

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

by d4mn3d June 2, 2008

cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants

“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017