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callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.
My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum
by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011
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talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids
callum is gay
by callum buttress May 2, 2018
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Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself
Callum begs it mush and chats shit
by badmanriddimbled February 10, 2012
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he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum
callum is a bad midget not sexy human
by luke parish January 24, 2018
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by GOAOKAJAHHSU December 22, 2018
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Callum Is Another Word For Ballchinian!

Or A Callum Can Be Balls On Someones Chin
Shut Up You Ballchinian!

Go Suck Your Callums!
by Joseph O'Callaghan April 1, 2008
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An amazing best friend who will seem shy and emo at first but when you get to know him he will become like a brother to you. He is also cute funny in some ways and mildly dirty minded
Omg here he comes

He is such a callum
by Kathytheturtle June 3, 2019
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