budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 2, 2023

Butt Budget

When your finances or budget are tight and something comes up unforcasted so you pull money out of you ass to pay.

My bills were high this month so I am using my butt budget to buy wine.
Or
I had to use the butt budget to pay the light bill or they were going to cut me off

by HKM♡ November 2, 2019

Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.

Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.

by Female Einstein August 26, 2021

poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated

Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"

by PJay 2.2 December 2, 2020

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021

Wine taste with a beer budget

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

by Colemanusn December 1, 2014