Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

a butcher's

Cockney rhyming slang -- a butcher's hook, rhymes with look. The slang gets trickey in use as it is usually truncated. Apples and pears becomes apples, but refers to stairs.

I went and had a butcher's at that new café

by Fueltank September 27, 2005

sneeky butcher

A gay man who likes anal sex with another

He is a sneeky butcher, he likes his meat delivered in the back

by Sir Snifford III June 15, 2006

bitchelous

someone of male or female gender who's always jealous or hating on you.

damn all these hoes up in here are bitchelous!

by cbhy December 21, 2017

Buntchel

A negative , annoying person, much like an asshole.

Stop being such a buntchel.

by biffarro May 2, 2020