burte

Burtte is a hot girl related to BIRTE. She's super lazy and extremely easy. She has a fantasy dog named Barte!

BIRTE: Sister, what you doing?

Burte: SHUT UP BIRTE!

BIRTE: :<

Barte: WOOOF

by Barte December 19, 2018

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BURTED

My friend meant to say “hurted “ and this beautiful typo was born

“It was Fukin OnE oF yUs”
“THAT BURTED “

by thetruthugh July 18, 2019

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burt goldman

A leading quantum leaper

Burt Goldman is a teacher of quantum leaping.

by holig September 08, 2014

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Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole

Wow Michael Burt your a massive asshole

by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019

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