Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 04, 2013

Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man

Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope

by FatBoooootyHoes November 10, 2017

Bristol brown

Realllllly hot would most def make out with

She’s got that must be bristol brown

by Julian... May 11, 2022

The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Bristol City

A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.

Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”

Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”

Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”

Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”

by StonesSZN on twitter April 11, 2022

Bristol is

Bristol is likeeeee reallly hot

Bristol is such a hottie

by Julian... May 11, 2022

Bristol

Bristol is very hot girl. She is very nice and very smart. She’s most likely very good at sports and very wifey material. Everyone loves her laugh and her smile and is a good person to be around.

I love Bristol!

by Money collectors July 10, 2022