Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man

Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope

by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017

Bristol

A amazing.awesome girl that do anything to be perfect for her family but at heart shes, way more,shes funny,pretty,smart.. And much more.

Bristol you are the best best friend someone can have.

by bob ross is not ded March 15, 2021

Bristol

Bristol is just the sweetest person you will meet. She's the most gorgeous girl to ever walk the earth it just takes time to see it. And she is also the most heartwarming girl and if you get a chance with her you might be the luckiest guy on the planet. She is so accepting and shy at first but once you get to know her she'll be the girl of your dreams. So don't second guess yourself just go and ask her the question and it will make you the happiest person on the planet.

boy 1: (staring at Bristol)
boy 2: Looks like someone has a crush.
boy 1: *blushes* What?! No, I don't?!
boy 1: (Looks back at Bristol thinking she's the most beautiful girl)

by Billynylle May 21, 2022

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

Bristol

Bristol is a vary little person with a little temper, they usually tend to be vary annoying and a bit of a dick. They also love sucking tips

My being a real Bristol today.

by Bob is king 124 October 4, 2023

Bristol

An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol

"I really want a hot chav to date, man!!"
"Go to Bristol, they have plenty!"

by Pem June 19, 2018