bread

The flabby fat that flows over the top of womens' jeans. this term is used because the fat resembles bread after it has been baked and overflows the pan.
Guy 1: That girl is definitely fat.
Guy 2: She's definitely bakin' some bread in those jeans.
by wiseman22 August 09, 2005
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breading

the act of dropping scent, spreading crumbs, ultimately sleazing. a very urban expression, often used on busy dancefloors. usually accompanied with a relevant throwing of crumbs action. result of breading = gooch
Q. what shall we do tonight lad?
A. let's go breading and get ourselves some gooch
by hitmanno1 November 26, 2007
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Breading

The sexual act of inserting bread into the anus
me and vicky were trying to spice up our sex life, we tried breading now i cant stop.
by beckysonfire April 14, 2015
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bread

When someone or something is just plain or vanilla - not bad, but not great - just bread. Like a bread sandwich.
"Nah, I heard that movie was bread, let's catch some live music instead."
by Rocker Paul October 08, 2003
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bread

"hey did you know jhames is making mad bread?"
by ciandra June 02, 2007
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[Bread]

To give someone bread, is to place hands together in a prayer like position, point them outwards and surprise a victim from behind. Thrust hands into unsuspecting persons bum and shout "BREAD"
Johnny is standing looking in the fridge, you come up behind him with your hands together pointing outwards and thrust your hands, fingers first up he's ass and shout BREAD
by Shauno Boy February 09, 2007
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bread

aka acquiring that bag of the exquisite loafs.
by YouREMumGey December 11, 2018
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