Brandon Slavin

A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear

Hoe 1: Brandon Slavin killed my dog!
Hoe 2: I wonder if he is Jewish

by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022

Brandon Smith

a typical white boy name has good hair and gets hella hoes but can be a boner biter at times

oh look its brandon smith i want hiiiiiim

by goodguy27 September 30, 2016

Brendon’s Sex Law

It is illegal to not have sex with brendon if he ask

You have to fuck him have you never heard of brendon’s sex law!

by imsoflippincrazy March 11, 2020

brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.

mad, cunt brandon spence

by slippery slimy salamanda December 12, 2010

Brandon Soos

Bitch

Brandon soos is a bitch

by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020

Brandon Seeker

A man of many mysteries

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?

by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021

The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.

We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!

by Darla Defective September 25, 2020