caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

Bowel Buster

The mega sandwich of McDonalds.

When you combine a double cheeseburger and a McChicken into a single sandwich.

Dude 1: So I went to mcdonalds the other day, and for $2.14, I got a bowel buster!

Dude 2: whats that?

Dude 1: when you separate the hamburger patties and insert the McChicken. 2 hamburger patties, 1 chicken patties, 6 buns!!!

by wolbear October 21, 2008

smoke a bowel

Smoking a certain amount of weed out of a pipe

Jon wanna come smoke a bowel with me

by Pussy pounder October 20, 2015

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

Progressive Bowel Movement

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

by SwimSomewhereElse February 07, 2017

Bowel-Like Movement

An experience or thing that looks and feels just like taking a crap.

Dude, That protest was so stupid, it was a Bowel-Like Movement (BLM) for sure!

by Tacobaxter November 01, 2020

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

by quagblar December 09, 2013