Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.
"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."
by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016
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cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.
Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015
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Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction
Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks
by sheila in the car June 13, 2019
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garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.
Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.
by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008
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Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010
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Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
by STSgaming June 25, 2016
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Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
by niquil November 9, 2021
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