blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.

Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.

by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018

blend

- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there

mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night

by brumtingyh August 18, 2018

Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist

Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker

by DragonDan August 1, 2019

House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018

hillbilly blend

Something prisoners will make to get high

Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got

by minidoone777 May 27, 2018

blend chick

A regular, simple, woman for whom anything outside for "normal" is "shocking!", and inconceivable in real life, due to trying to blend in high school, and having never learnt any lessons since then.

Eg. the notion that some men and women could be into BDSM and not just acting. Not going to a show because one's students might be at a show or see her in pictures, and how scandalous would that be‽

She's just some blend chick nterviewing Jim Carrey and thinks she's the shit because she's on TV.

by fragmede September 15, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 29, 2017