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Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around
go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer
by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023
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Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.
That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.
by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023
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Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.
I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.
by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025
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Blazer vlogs

The most goatee utoob channel evir. So skibidi rizzler fanum gyat 1 2 buckle my shoe sussy among us imporster Baka Kai cenat rizzler goat. Go send Ursels back to Ohio bc the skibiddi toilet grandma is not happy and will fanum tax you. Bro got that Ohio level rizzler. There u can meet Livy dunne and baby gronk where they will greet thou with a grimace shake.

Skibiddi sigma travels young rizzler,
Ohio alpha wolf ^-^
Woman: ommggg ur so hot
Man: thank you. I am an alpha
Woman: *moans* you must watch blazer vlogs
Man: ofc. Get in my car
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Blazers

The most underrated team in the NBA. The Spurs in 15th place can’t even be talking.
“My favorite NBA team are the Blazers”
by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024
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