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help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019
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beez prosti

noun. short for a beezy-prostitute. someone who uses you for drinks and sex. follow-up phone call is dependent on the quality of both.
mark is friends with that guy i hooked up with last weekend. he must think i'm such a beez prosti!
by skankforlife March 21, 2008
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Geena Beena

Craxiest girl ever. Completely 100% blonde and can, and usually does, laugh at anything. Is inseparable from her friends and can make anyone laugh. She goes with the flow but has her own style. One of a kind.
Person 1: that girl won't stop laughing!
Person 2: I know, shes such a Geena Beena
by DeeDee09 October 13, 2011
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i've been kissing white boys since 2004

a line the genius mastermind beautiful tyler, the creator said in his song, "i ain't got time!" from scum fuck flower boy that dropped july 21, 2017
nobody:
tyler: i've been kissing white boys since 2004
by k00lb0i November 5, 2019
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BeenerKeeKee19952

A kid/man on Youtube who makes videos of him lip-syncing to popular songs. Such songs include Katy Perry's Teenage Dream and Far East Movement's Like A G6. Even though he is terrible at remembering the lyrics, he gets most of his thumbs from his weird, awkward looks. Some girls thinks he's adorable, everyone else is freaked out.
Guy: Have you seen BeenerKeeKee19952's new video?

Girl: Yeah, he's so cute, I love his cover of Teenage Dream.

Guy: He's creepy and doesn't even sing the songs. Just saying.
by YoUrMoThErSeNtMeAgIfTbAsKeT October 19, 2010
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what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach
Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010
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Kool Beanz

A phrase meaning something is very cool.

Kool Beanz became very popular after the movie Hot Rod, Staring Andy Samberg, where the Techno remix of Kool Beanz is used.
"I just pwned this nub on Counter Strike"

"Kool Beanz"
by SF Vega June 1, 2009
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