A sport that hardly anyone cares about anymore. For some reason it is called the national pastime of America even though hardly anyone there ever metions its existence.
Tom: Hey Bill did you watch the baseball game yesterday?
Bill: What the hell is base.... oh.... they still play that?
by androidMike February 10, 2009
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A very queer sport where people use a plank to hit a ball and run around in circles over and over again. played by school girls in the UK. Ahahahaha.

Baseball is queer. Come out of the closet, Gay Rod.
wow look at me! I hit a ball with a plank and ran around a sideways square a million times! I've really accomplished something! /sarcasm

baseball sucks.
by Fuck­ November 2, 2006
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When people are smoking pot in a circle, one could play the game baseball (also known as suicide). Its when the person holds in their smoke after each hit until the hit comes back to them.

its hard.
Dude... lets play some baseball...
by andy June 8, 2006
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A game which has a world series only involving American teams since no one else plays it. Quite similar to rounders as played by school girls around Britain and just as boring to watch as cricket.
Baseball world series - there is no world outside the US
by P..B.. January 10, 2006
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A sport for people that cannot play lacrosse.
guy 1: dude play lacrosse this year
guy 2: no im a fag i play baseball.
by tommyteabags March 30, 2008
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The most

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sport in the world watched by fat

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American losers who have extremely

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lives!!!
Baseball is shit!

Football(as in soccer for all you American pigs) is the greatest sport in the world!!!

Manchester United are the greatest football(as in soccer you yanks) team in the world!!!
by rambo April 14, 2005
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1)the most pathetic sport ever conceived...its sole purpose is to entertain fat pathetic american losers who have no lives.

2)the act of running around in circles with a break in between

3) a sport where an athelete can be overweight and still be considered a great star

4) a sport that even a chimp can play (hit a ball with a bat....wtf??)

5) It pays wayyyy toooo much for its absurd simplicity and mediocrity....they pay the freaking athletes to do nothing

6) what an "all-american dad" wants his son to play.....i know from experience. *pukes*

7)Dumbest sport in high school....only for stupid jocks that like to grab balls and sticks..

8) poor man's cricket

9) only sport that gets cancelled over a crappy shower O_O

I can go on....but a sport this bad....doesnt deserve all of my breath and crticism
baseball is too bad for an example....

but a team that gets paid over 100,000,000 and still sucks major ass...can tell you something about it....
by UniqueHuman September 5, 2006
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