I.Deuce. Badge

Most workplaces require employees to wear an ID badge with their name and picture on it. Many times these badges are clipped to one's waistband or pocket. When visiting a rest room stall and lowering one's pants, the ID badge can hang below the stall divider, where the next person can see it; thereby informing that person precisely which of their coworkers is dropping a deuce next to them. I.Deuce. badges really up the awkward factor in a rest room setting, especially when the badgeholder is a high-up executive, or worse, a flatulent overeater.

Was just taking a dump on the third floor and saw Fat Al's I.Deuce. badge in the stall next to me. I cut my visit short and ran out of there before the fireworks started.

by HArse February 23, 2014

badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.

Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!

by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023

Badge Daddy

Any one considered to be law enforcement and wearing a badge.

Luke: Hey Scott, slow down there’s a cop behind us.

Scott: A cop? You mean Badge Daddy!

by LowNSlowRam September 21, 2021

Chocking on the Badge

When one experiences their first gay act at a boy scout camp

One thing led to another and this year at camp was the first time I got caught chocking on the badge.

by givemes’more June 17, 2019

fist badge

A medal/ribbon awarded to a person who inserts his/her fist/fists into the receiving partner. Generally male on female.

Person: so I ended up fisting this girl last night.
Friend: oh shit, so you got your fist badge?
Person: I guess you could say that.

by MARSattack July 27, 2014

vagina badge

when one does something exceptionally feminine i.e. freak out when they break a nail, cry at movies, etc

"congratz bro, you just earned your vagina badge!"

by -shawn May 23, 2014

Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."

I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.

by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012