post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018

Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.

Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.

by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

Breakup

Breakup meaning she hung up on you meaning she don’t want you anymore

FaceTime hang up sound=fuck dat nigga I’m outside breakup meaning done for no longer

by Leekmcgee January 1, 2024

Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.

That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.

by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023

Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.

Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o

by icky_crown December 13, 2021