Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.
“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”
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Mucous usually found in the corner of the eye, although not uncommon to also be discovered in the eyelashes.
When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.
See also: crackles
When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.
See also: crackles
Damn baby, WTF is up with those eye boogers? You been asleep the whole day?
Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'
Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'
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Get the Booter mug.a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
All fruitbooters are also badass.
by Jake Rukusman April 7, 2004
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Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?
Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".
Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".
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Get the Fruit Booter mug.A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.
Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
by Michael is March 25, 2007
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