Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.
Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.
by Justin The Almighty March 17, 2011
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bologna barb

Any female that has bologna size nipples
I have have bologna barb siz nips..
by Roller ray April 05, 2022
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Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate
I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich
by Eveunder August 31, 2018
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Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap
Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper
by Urban Buttcrack February 10, 2015
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Bologna Hole

Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.
Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”
by farts_mcgee January 03, 2021
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Bologna Wallet

A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.
"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"
by Dusty Ervin March 06, 2008
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Bologna Balls

N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
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1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.

2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
by Tlahtoani Anubis March 13, 2007
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