Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018

bologna barb

Any female that has bologna size nipples

I have have bologna barb siz nips..

by Roller ray April 5, 2022

Bologna Hole

Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.

Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”

by farts_mcgee January 3, 2021

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021

Debone the bologna

To get to the bottom of it. To figure out the source of the discrepancy.

I'm no butcher but it seems to me that it's time to debone the bologna.

by Detective Bennett September 9, 2023

Bologna Wallet

A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.

"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"

by Dusty Ervin March 5, 2008

Bologna Balls

N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.

ie:

1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.

2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.

by Tlahtoani Anubis March 13, 2007