Blow Job Sandwich

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.

SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"

by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!

you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!

by other halves March 31, 2011

Blow-job bandit

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.

"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.

by Charlie Park January 19, 2003

accidental blow job

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.

Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.

Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.

by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006

Christmas blow job

When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor

James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.

by Snorri S. Snorrason July 24, 2008

blow job betty

A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.

Sure was a shame about blow job betty.

by Manda July 22, 2004

Blow Job Hairdo

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.

Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 13, 2012