the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing
by supcuh January 27, 2021
An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.
Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
by Skycladconnoisseur July 29, 2015
When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
by SadMemetato January 30, 2016
A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.
by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008
When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 06, 2022
A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.
by TheRaptor$ May 30, 2011
The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
by nmsnow65 September 07, 2010