Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
by Dextiu May 11, 2014
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by yes it's true July 3, 2022
Get the birth rape mug.A reverse birth (also know as Baby Dildo), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the vagina, inevitably giving her an orgasm.
"Dude, that bitch? Nothin' was gettin' her off. So I gave her a nice baby dildo and she finally appreciated what I was doing for her."
"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."
"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."
by ladiesman23 October 15, 2009
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Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you
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Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”
Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”
by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020
Get the Birth giver mug.The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.
That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.
by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022
Get the Ego Birth mug.The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed with a likely feeling of discomfort due to the build up of matter since the onset of constipation creates the strained feeling of childbirth from the rear. Usually followed by a feeling of weary elation that is once again similar to that feeling following the birth of ones child.
by MollyGenevieve May 14, 2005
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