Banana

A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)

Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!

by SadGirl4885 June 19, 2018

Banana

another word that has been rejected by Urban Dictionary, much like pineapple.

Kate: mom?
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
urban dictionary:

Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck

by hewwo_its_kato November 25, 2017

Banana

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang*
Now I eat the banana.

by Bricked March 25, 2023

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: (Is a banana) "Hey, have you heard of Onision?"

Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*

by Amethyst1019 February 18, 2017

Bananas

Going fast sideways in a car or truck; possibly with the use of excessive cubic inches, boost, or nitrous. Nothing sane is considered bananas.

Did you see that baller Jonathan drifting around the course, that was bananas! #bananas

by MrThrottleJunkie September 26, 2013

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the canceroud effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onison?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*

typical banana

by SwirlyLollipop332 February 15, 2017

Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel off their skin while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers end up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hilter?" Guy 1 "kills himself because he's a banana"

by I'm A Banana February 13, 2017