bama thornton

When you jack off to horse cocks and make memes of Tim walz cause J.D. Vance got caught fucking a couch

Hey man sorry I couldn’t hang last night I was up all night pulling a bama thornton maybe we can chill later this week.

by Alabama man 666 August 11, 2024

Bama

A caucasian from the US that is incredibly stupid. They will often endanger themselves and others without even realizing it. Simply because they only have pointless, stupid thoughts that are many times slower than the average idiot after drinking on benzodiazepines

Person 1: *peeing into the wind and not noticing they’re peeing all over themselves while they burn off their eyelashes to light a cigarette that’s unknowingly been dipped in pcp before getting into Person 2’s new car.
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”

by Analmetimbers October 8, 2023

Bama

Means you lame , or corny asf

Buddy ass Bama asf for sayin that to that girl

by @whatahhname September 22, 2021

Bama Love

A person who has a relationship or sex with their cousins. Commonly known as being from Alabama

I saw some Bama Love when I thought two cousins were holding each other hands.

by jondich May 2, 2024

BAMA

Baby Mama

My Bama is coming to pick up the kids.

by Reezy81 February 14, 2025

We want bama

Whenever a typically bad college football team becomes uncharacteristically good for one season (usually involving a 12-0 regular season record) to the point where you'll hear its fans chanting this phrase hoping that their team will play Alabama-only for their souls to be crushed as said team gets demolished by Alabama when they do eventually play them during a bowl game or some sort.

(college football fans when their team is on a hot streak)

"WE WANT BAMA, WE WANT BAMA"

by Neveracoltsfan317 July 10, 2023

bama tard

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have

"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019