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Awesome Vacation Hangover

The pain of returning to the reality of your real life after experiencing a vacation you wish was your real life.

Sufferers of Awesome Vacation Hangover will often feel anger or resentment within the first week post vacation and question the decisions they have made leading them to where they are and the things they do on a daily basis.

They may find themselves daydreaming of a different life, lingering nuggets of joy from memories of where they were or what they were doing on vacation.

Sufferers might even try to invent imaginary ways to make the vacation life they were living a reality. Only to find themselves more miserable than they were before they even left on vacation to begin with.
Awesome Vacation hangover is when a mother and father of 3 small children go on vacation without the kids. They visit Tokyo! They sleep in, eat amazingly fresh sushi, attend a Japanese Punk Rock concert, take naps in the middle of the day, and eat their fabulous meals at odd times.

The parents return to their regular lives. The father is working 80 hours a week at a meaningless job he hates. The mother is mopping pee off the bathroom floor, breaking up sibling rivalry, and cleaning up a sloppy diaper while slathering rash cream on her baby's sore bottom. The baby screams in pain, someone else throws a toy at Wife's head, and another child is crying because the computer isn't playing the RIGHT kind of train movie.

Both parents really enjoyed their time in Tokyo and struggled returning cheerfully to their real life.
by backwards attraction October 18, 2010
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stupid awesome

If something is "stupid awesome," it is so unreasonably awesome that only someone who is unable to reason at all, a stupid person for example, can fully appreciate how awesome that thing is without their head exploding.
Cream comes in an iced variety now? That is stupid awesome!
by Jebus "The Big One" January 1, 2009
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Awesomen

an adj. meaning slightly better than something that is awesome. It's spelling is derived as almost a math equation: Awesome to the 'nth' power.
Red lobster may have good deals, but Olive Garden's unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks is AWESOMEN.
by Claire Standish July 16, 2008
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Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.
"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"
by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009
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Awesomebras

Awesomebras means something is really awesome. More awesome than normal. Like awesomesauce, but with boobs.
You guys are the best friends a person could have. You're awesomebras!
by getoutofmyhouseJoey April 21, 2010
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awesomegasm

(n): an overwhelming flush of excitement and enthusiasm brought on by the recipient's discovery of something awesome.
When I found out that Nate has a sword, I had an awesomegasm!

Guy One: "Have you seen Rambo?"

Guy Two: "Hell yeah!"

Guy One: "That movie gave me such an awesomegasm"
by coreystoryteller April 21, 2010
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Awesome Epic Guys

Two twitch streamers, well known for their high quality content and their exceptionally large cucumbers.
"I watch Awesome Epic Guys."
by Fuficc December 6, 2020
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