Austin, TX

The capital city of Texas, where Longhorns, hippies, yuppies, scenesters, frat boys, sorority girls, rednecks, WASPS, and transvestites all live together peacefully. The most liberal, liveable, and fun city in Texas, or anywhere. Popular for being the live music capital of the world and home to the coolest university.

I went to Austin,TX and I saw a guy wearing tight jeans with a plaid shirt, a dreadlocked hippie, and preppy pearls-and-a-polo wearing girl all in the same taco bar.

On Friday I went to Austin, TX and went to sixth street and got really drunk, then I went to a club and saw some awesome local bands, then i went to eat some awesome food at one of the 24-hour restaurants. I also got hit on by a crazy transvestite wearing nothing but a purple thong. It was the best night of my life.

by madatxlover December 28, 2005

Austin hipster

n. A pretentious, self-ironizing, cool person found in certain areas of Austin, Texas. The Austin hipster can be seen prancing around with a morose, pensive look on his face, while he's secretly enjoying the urban experience. Aside from corrupting the music scene with his mere presence, this Central Texan herbivore also enjoys lounging around in coffee shops and writing poetry. This retro dork conceals the pride he has for whatever hipster shirt he’s sporting at the moment. While he considers himself a liberal, he’s actually supporting the system with his commercialized non-conformity.

Example:

Regular guy: Let’s go to Austin for vacation this year.

Regular guy’s friend: Naw… I don’t think I wanna be around all those Austin hipsters.

by Mr. Busby January 8, 2009

Austin Powers

one of the most awesome movies on the face of the earth.

Guy 1: austin powers is one of the most awesome movies on the face of the earth.
guy b: yes.

by harris March 15, 2005

Austin

He is a great guy, he makes you smile anytime you're with him. He always tries to cheer friends up expecially his girlfriend he'll stop at nothing untill shes smiling. He has amazing eyes and is an awesome kisser. He is always willing to work and kid around, he will take it too far with the joking so some people don't like him but those that know him know how sweet a guy he really is. Most girls won't take the time to get to know him when you do be ready to fall.

Her loss he is my Austin now.

by ThatCowboy'sAngel November 12, 2012

Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012

Austin Community College

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.

Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

by KickItChick December 16, 2008

Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 19, 2010