Autistic monkey

A very dumb individual who will always swing from crap and will throw his feces at anyone in his proximity.

"Shut up you autistic monkey!!!!"

by Mabias December 29, 2016

You're Autistic

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.

Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."

by longschlong123 January 29, 2018

autistic sex

just like normal sex except the girl gets a dildo and fucks the man, both participants are autistic and therefore it is classified as normal.

my friend took autistic sex like a man from his retarded wife

by anonymoos porcufag October 20, 2017

autist retard

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."

"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."

by Lifesgambit January 05, 2017

Autistic screech

A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!

An autistic screech is REEEEEEEE!

by Shzhshzuxux May 05, 2020

Autistic spazoid

A reaction that someone that has autism might have

Me:does something

My brother:SHUT THE FUCK UP AUTISTIC SPAZOID

by My brother bully’s me December 10, 2021

Autistic Donkey

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018