asspedo

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

Aspergery

Exhibiting symptoms of Asperger Syndrome
Being unable to pick up on subtle and/or not so subtle communication cues

Man and woman at end of meal in restaurant. Waiter takes away man’s untouched plate of food.
Woman: “Are you going to throw that all away?”
Man: Blank stare. “No, he is.” Blank stare.
Woman: “Quit being so aspergery.”

by Yujo28 November 24, 2017

asspepper

What you put on after assault

Asspepper goes great with assault

by Ivan_Wakinov May 29, 2018

asspreneur

A young female who wants to succeed in the business world by exposing her ass across social media platforms.

- Jennifer posted 5 photos of her ass today, did you see them all dude!?
- Yeah, she is going places man, such an asspreneur. I admire her.

by tolgaonuk February 27, 2018

assprint

the indentation on a chair or seat from your ass after you stand up

Her assprint was massive

by Norraa April 29, 2006

Cast aspersion

If you cast aspersion,you try to blacken someone's name and make people think badly of them.

I did not intended to cast aspersion on her character.

by lizyyy March 18, 2012

Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.

One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.

by Kulifish July 2, 2009