ASMR

ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.

1: I like ASMR.

2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?

1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!

by CC-8826 October 02, 2023

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The abbreviation for "Allan Saint Maximin Response".

It's the tingly feeling a person gets (typically in their groin) whenever they see video footage of Allan Saint Maximin playing for Newcastle Utd FC.

I've been watching ASMR videos for the last hour and now I've run out of clean underwear so I guess I'll be going commando for the rest of the day!

by Johnhausen February 09, 2022

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It is soothing uwuwu

I love this asmr account.

by avanalae November 30, 2022

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The definition of ASMR :

Ass Smacking Mr. Ree

VIDEO TITLE: TOP 250 🤑 ASMR 🤑 MOMENTS 💖💖💖💖
COMMENTER: wHaT DoES aSMr mEAn????
REPLIER: Ass Smaking Mr. Ree
COMMENTER: wAiT, wHaT?????

by Ninja Monke March 13, 2021

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ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a relaxing video that can feature anything, really, as long as it’s satisfying. The most popular triggers (satisfying sounds) are tapping, whispering, brushing, and much more.

I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched some ASMR and passed out like a baby.

by Pannwinner1 July 08, 2023

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