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Arked

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.
I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.
by Big Scary Black Man November 12, 2022
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ee ark

when ark is eed
by eearked March 9, 2022
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Ark

A person who does not have a place to stay and spends time like a nomad traveling from one place to another
That guy is ark I feel sorry for him
by Michael De’cruz November 21, 2021
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arks

A bastardization of the word 'Ask'. Can be found used by English speakers in low socio-economic or 'ghetto' areas to sound tough.
Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"

Person: "You did what?"

Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"

Person: "Axed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"

Person: "Assed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS"

Person: "oooh.... ASKED"

Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"

Person: "No you didn't"
by ppwned May 13, 2021
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Ark Re:Code

An adult video game developed by Neversoft and published by Erolabs in early November, 2023. This game of adventure, sci-fi type with lots of cute girls to chhose from. The four main are Lucia, Apathy, Rafael, and Claire.
Ark Re:Code is just fantastic! I love Lucia so much!
by LaserImouto November 18, 2023
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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ark

a guy who loves copy-pastas
oh it's ark, bet he is making a copy pasta
by parthenogenesis lover October 27, 2021
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