ark

an old car

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?

by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024

Ark at ee

Look at him

Ark at EE walking about like an ard nut

by the one and only Jx July 8, 2022

Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.

Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.

by Soob12 October 19, 2023

ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024

Ark

a cringey dude who like games and memes

Ark sucks ass

by anonymous May 13, 2022

ark

a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!

hi ark

by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021

ARK

Otherwise known as a virgin

NEVER play this game

Josh and Freddie have started playing ark again oh lord

by Moosebums May 24, 2021